Angua von Uberwald

((Sorry I had to drop a couple of the baby Angua threads, guys. If anyone didn't get to thread with her and wants to have had something happen, let me know and we can work it out OOC.))

[Immediately after waking up in the infirmary post-that-flood-where-she-tried-to-eat-everybody, Angua fled to the CES to enjoy her death toll in privacy as a wolf. As soon as the ship landed, she decided that wasn't fleeing far enough and bolted out to the far reaches of Wonderland. In other words, this is first time anyone's seen her face in a while, and she looks pretty guilty about that.]

So listen, I know this is quite belated, but I'm really very sorry to anyone I may have, er. Mauled. I'm much better than that now, I promise.

[Private to Satsuki]

[Not that she's expecting this will make much difference, but...] And I'm especially sorry to you. I heard you're doing all right, though? The infirmary said.

[Private to Buffy and Dean]

Thank you. You were right to do it. [Even if it's going to take her a while before she can look either of them in the eye, and not only out of embarrassment; the memory of the silver going into her back is going to stay with her for a long time.]

[Private to George]

...Hi.

[It's Angua's room, and Angua's communicator... but what's broadcasting is neither a woman nor a wolf.

It's a cat.

She's a cat.

How is she a cat???

Characteristically, she's looking irritated... or maybe that's just her face right now.]

Oh, yes. Very funny, Admiral. At least my doors are already paw-friendly, I suppose.

Relatedly, I can tell that some of you don't exactly have a lot of experience with this, so I'll be holding a bit of an emergency workshop up on the deck. Four Legs 101, let's say.

((Dated to a few hours after the hostage crisis is resolved! Also, Angua was transformed for almost the entire flood, so feel free to have had your character spot her as a wolf... or spot her running around in the nude when not transformed, because hers doesn't work with clothes.))

[Angua is looking sleepy, but annoyed, her face slightly puffy as she rubs at her eyes.]

Honestly, there are times I think I just shouldn't sleep around here. Ever.

Next person to try something like that gets... well, you won't like it, all right?

[Private to Satsuki]

[She forces herself to relax a little, shaking out her mussed hair.] Listen, I had a thought about the port I want to talk with you about. Have you got a minute?

[Private to the Admiral]

My inmate needs a pet with actual lungs, Admiral. I'd like to requisition some kind of small rodent for Satsuki Yatouji. With a cage and all the... accoutrements, please. A hamster will probably do.

[Warden Filter]

It's come to my attention recently that some wardens have been showing a certain bias against certain residents of this Barge, and that this bias is largely racial in nature. Lads, I'm only going to say this once: vampires may be vampires, but they're our vampires, and they're here to be helped, not harassed for what they are. They're particularly not responsible for the crimes of other vampires.

Please keep this in mind. Mr. Dracula is extremely upset about it, and I happen to know he's not the only one.

[She pauses briefly, struggling with something, but then adds:]

Incidentally, to clear up some confusion on the matter: Yes, I'm a werewolf. As far as I know, I'm the only one -- and I would know if I weren't. I'm a strict vegetarian, I've never killed anything bigger than a chicken -- and I've been steering clear of yours, Arkady -- and no, our bites won't and never have turned anyone into a vicious, drooling animal. From what I understand, those who would be have managed it just fine on their own.

[Private to Satsuki]

Apparently, we were paired up during the last flood. I'm reading your file now. Believe me, I will have some questions, so please come by my cabin in... let's give it an hour.