scentbombed | Entry 11: Video

[Warden Filter]

It's come to my attention recently that some wardens have been showing a certain bias against certain residents of this Barge, and that this bias is largely racial in nature. Lads, I'm only going to say this once: vampires may be vampires, but they're our vampires, and they're here to be helped, not harassed for what they are. They're particularly not responsible for the crimes of other vampires.

Please keep this in mind. Mr. Dracula is extremely upset about it, and I happen to know he's not the only one.

[She pauses briefly, struggling with something, but then adds:]

Incidentally, to clear up some confusion on the matter: Yes, I'm a werewolf. As far as I know, I'm the only one -- and I would know if I weren't. I'm a strict vegetarian, I've never killed anything bigger than a chicken -- and I've been steering clear of yours, Arkady -- and no, our bites won't and never have turned anyone into a vicious, drooling animal. From what I understand, those who would be have managed it just fine on their own.

[Private to Satsuki]

Apparently, we were paired up during the last flood. I'm reading your file now. Believe me, I will have some questions, so please come by my cabin in... let's give it an hour.

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[He's a 6'3" human dwarf. It's a strange relationship.]

No, he works with me, in the Watch. He was raised in a cave, though, all the country dwarves are.

Oh, so you're, like, cop-partners? [She was kinda hoping for a dwarf boyfriend, but that's almost as good.]

So who's the good cop and who's the bad cop?

[He's a dwarf cop partner and a dwarf boyfriend!] Oh, he's most definitely the good cop. [She grins a bit, showing perhaps a few teeth too many.] With a wolf at his side? Who else would it be?

You have a point, though I just... you're so nice, it's tough to imagine you as the big bad wolf.

I'm nice because you're a warden, and apparently not one who hates me for having a little more body hair sometimes.

So the claws only come out for the criminals and the prejudiced. Good to know.

Werewolves don't actually exist where I come from. They're just cool stories. [So she's just gonna keep thinking you're pretty cool.]

Cool, or horrible?

I always enjoyed most of them. I mean, I felt bad for the poor guy, but...

Which poor guy?

The poor guy who has to die because he's a werewolf.

[Oh, that's what Angua looks like when she's mad.]

Oh, right. Of course. That poor guy.

[Wooooops. Clearly that was not the right thing to say.]

I mean... what?

Nothing. I'm going to the pub, I'll talk to you later.

Angua - [Dammit. Not her friend.]

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