Apr. 2nd, 2012

scentbombed: ([event] wolfgang is always naked)
[Wolfgang did not like the Barge one bit when he first arrived: it's full of humans and human things, and the signs of his sister Angua's horrible, depressing, human-loving life. But eventually, a bit of jogging around (as a wolf, then as a man in the nude, wearing only Angua's collar -- ha! a collar, how pathetic -- both times) brought him to the CES, and now he couldn't be happier.

Except that he's hungry.

Still naked, because why shouldn't he be, he broadcasts, in his thick, German-like bark of an accent:]


Good morning, citizens of the Barge! A few things to say! First: I thank you for the warm welcome you have given myself and my dear sister Angua... but I'm afraid your "dining hall" is not quite up to the Uberwald standard. And so, I offer two invitations:

First: I know there are wolves on board. Brethren, my name is Wolfgang von Uberwald, and if you do not know that, then know that I can promise you freedom and feast alike. Throw off your shackles and your silly leashes and join me here, away from all these... men... under our feet!

[And he lets out a howl that will probably set most wolves and dogs on the Barge to barking. After a second, he stops and smiles, less sheepish than crazed.]

And now, to the humans: would any of you care to join me for a game and a bite? It is, as they say... first come, first served!

[He sniffs the air suddenly and glances around, eyes brightening.] A-hah: I think my first guest has arrived! [And the broadcast switches off.]

((I'm sorry this is late, it's backdated to the morning of day 2 of the flood :C Feel free to have your character come to the CES, or if you want to throw up a thread with wolf!Wolf or naked!Wolf running around, that's also cool!))

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